j5h:

urtube:

j5h:

*yawns with my butthole*

I rate this textpost 3/10. You have overused butthole

*yawns with my butthole at your reply*

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

saddeer:

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died